Cold Open Question of the Week: If your wife could have a cage match against any female celebrity, which celebrity would that be?
Danny Masterson: That ‘70s Show star convicted on two counts of rape and given a 30-years-to-life sentence. Co-stars Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis wrote letters of character to the judge on behalf of Masterson. The couple later apologized for writing the letters.
A 2004 clip from Conan O’Brien’s late night show resurfaced, where Conan seems to warn Masterson he will be found out and caught.
Other letters were written by Billy Baldwin and Giovanni Ribisi.
Tucker: Michigan State head football coach Mel Tucker is suspended without pay based on sexual harassment complaints from Brenda Tracey, a sexual assault awareness speaker.
First Week of CCD: With the beginning of the new school year, it also brings a new year of CCD. This is my eighth year teaching the Old Testament. Yet again, these kids have no idea who Garth Brooks is.
Thursday Mixer: Jill’s work had a social-mixer event on Thursday evening. I accompanied her. There was a jazz trio that included a woman who looked like Britney Spears if she hadn’t been roughed up.
Gary’s Saturday Brewery Tour: Following you on Facebook, it appeared you were out and about sampling brews.
Does Gary Own Lederhosen?: We’ll be hosting an Oktoberfest-themed gathering in October. There seems to be a growing consensus that I should wear lederhosen.
Ethan Hawke TED Talk: Play the Fool! Give yourself permission to be creative. Ethan Hawke is in a new movie coming out. He had a discussion with Bishop Robert Baron.
News of the Weird: Police pullover a bull and a spicy food challenge.
Achilles Last Stand: New Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers is out for the season after snapping his Achilles on the fourth snap of the season. It was something like 11 minutes between the kick-off and Rodgers getting injured.
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