God, if you're there...

A possible answer to Brian's prayer appears in a job posting on a Friday afternoon break

Have you ever found yourself, standing in front of a grocery store, selling salmon cakes while working as a de-facto greeter on Holy Thursday, and suddenly think to yourself, What the hell am I doing with my life?

Well, I have! In fact, that was just what I was thinking this past Thursday, and again on Friday morning as mobs of shoppers rushed by me with…