Cold Open Question of the Week: What’s a lyric or saying that you misunderstood?
No Shave ‘24: Gary and his buddies, Paul and John, will not be shaving for the rest of 2024.
Townsend, Tennessee: How was Gary’s trip up north to ol’ Rocky Top? He was unresponsive via text most of the weekend? Gary stopped at a Buc-ees. A trip to Duke’s.
“Hit This Man!”: Brian’s son, Joseph, learned what the Rock actually says when he says, “If you smell…”
No More President Gay: Harvard president Claudine Gay resigned on Tuesday, making her tenure the shortest in Harvard’s history. Plagiarism and her answer to questions during a Congressional hearing about anti-semitism on Harvard’s campus eventually led to her undoing.
Epstein Island Watch: Prince Andrew. Bill Clinton. Bill Gates? And Aaron Rodgers drops a joke on Pat McAfee’s show about Jimmy Kimmel as a suspect named on the Epstein Client List. ABC News, meanwhile, is calling them Epstein “associates.”
Buddy Clarke’s: Brian shared some food and drink with college buddy, Paul Lazar, over the weekend. They watched Penn State’s loss to Old Miss in the Peach Bowl.
Gary’s News of the Weird: Kenyan man’s motorcycle can’t outrun a lion and Maury Povich makes a big paternity announcement.
Diet News: Brian drank 5 bottles of water while watching the College Football Playoff Semifinals on Monday night. A picture from his son’s first day of sophomore year in high school inspired him to get serious about losing some weight.
The Schedule Begins: Following the welcomed holiday respite, Brian’s schedule fills up once again with teaching CCD, volunteering at bingo and the Cub Scouts, basketball and soccer games.
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